Beware! Dad Jokes - Proceed at Your Own Risk
Children Left Unattended Will be Towed Away At Owners Expense
Danger- To Avoid Injury, Don't Tell Me, How To Do My Job
Due to Ammo Costs Warning Shots Will Not Be Used
Kiss The Cook
Man Cave Rules
Mask Must Be Worn Funny Sign
Private Property - No Trespassing Vehicles People Excuses
Survivors Will Be Prosecuted
Unattended Children Will Be Given An Espresso And A Free Puppy
Warning Teenage Boys Beware
Welcome To Our "OOL" Notice There Is No "P" In It
Welcome To Our Hot Tub Rules
